A healthy disregard for the impossible

Cars like computers?

What if cars were bought like you buy a computer? Would your car manufacturer have a help line for them?
Helpline:
“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”
Customer:
“I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!”
Helpline:
“Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?”
Customer:
“What’s an ignition?”
Helpline:
“It’s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.”
Customer:
“Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?”

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