Cars like computers?

What if cars were bought like you buy a computer? Would your car manufacturer have a help line for them?

Helpline:: “General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”
Customer:: “I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!”
Helpline:: “Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?”
Customer:: “What’s an ignition?”
Helpline:: “It’s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.”
Customer:: “Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?”